tastefullyoffensive:

[buttpoems]

manylifehacks:

An orgasm a day keeps the stress away.

(Source: Manylifehacks)



tbotofficial:

 

quiet reminder for myself and anyone else who needs it

oyajicon:

  • you’re alive
  • you’re okay
  • you have people who care about you
  • you can do this
  • it’s okay to be scared and overwhelmed, just don’t let it consume you
  • you’re okay
  • you can do this
  • today might not be a good day, but you’re alive and that’s okay
  • it’s okay
  • you’re okay
  • deep breaths
  • you’re okay

(Source: scaryoldmen)





thatfunnyblog:

what a story

meme4u:

6 years ago

no-receipts:

sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

its me.

spoopy-lee:

My new pick up line

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:


nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there