foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)





pricklylegs:

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

I found a peanut I dropped months ago.. still edible. *blows off the cat hair*





1337tattoos:

Jo Black




invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.



uncleshrek:


footage from anaconda

The best revenge is not giving a shit.
(via hazelhirao)

(Source: hedonistpoet)


pois0nsi0ux:


becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile